dgumoe
02-24-2006, 03:34 PM
so for the past couple of days ive been driving my sister in laws p.o.s. mazda 626. its got more problems than a pregnant nun and she needed me to fix a couple of things on it for her. so besides the water pump that it needs it had a hole in the exhaust flange area before the muffler. so basically it sounded like a fart pipe exhaust. so the other nite im driving this thing home and naturally i drive like a bat out of hell no matter what im in so i guess the "fartpipe" caught the attention of the kid in the tuner volkswagon next to me when i blew his doors off at a traffic light. (its a 6 cyl 5 speed car by the way so it isnt a total slug) so said tuner boy catches me at the next light. what he doesnt count on is i average .505 on the a .500 tree, so once again i left his ass sitting there. :drive: but he caught me this time because i felt i made my point. next traffic light, now im behind him and another "tuner" (by the way, about 3 zits popped up on my forehead during all of this) they take off like a bat out of hell and i just cruise along laughing. once again, new traffic light only now its a 3 lane road. so there we are all lined up. and naturally im egging this on. but what tuner boy #1 didnt see, that i saw and apparently tuner#2 saw was the cop on the corner. tuner #1 launches (and i mean launches) his jetta and of course the cop saw it all as this nitwit goes flying down the road. oops, mister officer that mean man in the green car started it. LOL. so another rice idiot bites the dust. i felt like a undercover mole in the mob. oh well, all for the good of musclecar kind :usa: . (by the way i wasnt street racing, i dont condone it at all. not once did i break the tires loose or get above the posted 55mph speed limit. dopey boy in the clearasil sponsored jetta did) :rotfl: