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Larry Callahan
12-03-2005, 02:01 PM
Here are a few I found I thought were funny. Add to it and lets see how long we can keep it going.
You know you have enough horsepower when
Your car goes through rear tires like potato chips.
You get a volume discount at both The Tire Rack, and your local traffic court.
You leave rubber on the pavement exiting one corner, all the way to the next.
Your 'significant other' is afraid to drive your car.
protour_chevelle
12-03-2005, 02:59 PM
.......When you carry this trailer behind your tow rig.
https://static1.pt-content.com/images/noimg.gif
BTW, for the interested... This is that supercharged LS1 Elc's trailer for a drift competition.
-Matt
mikey
12-03-2005, 03:03 PM
Here are a few I found I thought were funny. Add to it and lets see how long we can keep it going.
You know you have enough horsepower when
Your 'significant other' is afraid to drive your car. thats good thing in my house:ssst:
You talk about traction problems during the summer, rather than winter.
After beefing up Trannys, diffs, driveshafts and axels you worry about what's next.
People that overhear you think you're lying and people that you talk to think you're crazy.
You have to explain the cage is so you don't kicked off the strip and not for looks.
JamesJ
12-03-2005, 05:44 PM
You know you have enough horsepower when you get letters from The California Highway Patrol Foundation, when you live in Texas :drive1:
camaro608
12-03-2005, 07:18 PM
our when you take spare clutchs to go to the gas station
camaro608
12-03-2005, 07:23 PM
or when your car does this at the street lighthttps://static1.pt-content.com/images/pt/2005/12/greg-1.jpg
KWIKND
12-04-2005, 06:02 AM
........when you blow by Jay Leno in the Toronado.
Dan
GBodyGMachine
12-04-2005, 06:30 AM
When the neighbors complain about their windows rattleing
When you HAVE TO put safty equiptment on your car (IE Cage, Loop, Batt Shutoff)
Police officers know you by name, First and Last.
Bill Howell
12-04-2005, 07:08 AM
When you had to let off the gas because you actually DID SEE GOD!
Joey_H
12-08-2005, 12:29 PM
When oil stocks drop in price when your car is down for maintenance.
If your child does this when you ask him to go for a ride...
(open pic)
ProStreet R/T
12-08-2005, 06:48 PM
You have enought HP when... The car you drive to work, take the wife to dinner in, and cruise around town... does this:
Slow car here (http://www.garyjavo.com/videos/2005%20videos/bradentonteaser.wmv)
Yeah it's street legal, and rumor has it there are now 2 7 sec 6 spd vipers.
I get the feeling PGD will be dominated by mopars this year, deep in the 8's.
nancejd
12-08-2005, 07:52 PM
My friends and I like to say that "there's no such thing as too much horsepower, only not enough driver".
6'9"Witha69
12-09-2005, 09:22 AM
the stock price for BFG fluctuates according to how often you change tires.
your skydiving buddies won't even ride with you
You will never, ever, need a facelift
You don't have to use gel to slick your hair back
You must remove all jewelry and keep hands and arms inside the car at ALL times
Damn True
12-09-2005, 09:44 AM
You get "Thank You" cards from OPEC.
Jagarang
12-09-2005, 10:20 AM
You run out of MONEY
formula
12-09-2005, 10:31 AM
your gas pedal has become an on-off switch with two choices: stop, and wheelspin.
BMullin
12-09-2005, 03:55 PM
You carry an assortment of clothing in the trunk for those who sh** theirself when you stand it up........
Norm Peterson
12-09-2005, 05:30 PM
You have to tie your hands to the steering wheel to help maintain grip.
Your front seat backs require supplemental supporting tube frames of their own. Back seat passengers have to be let out of the trunk.
The military thinks that you are in possession of secret smoke-screen technology and wants it back.
You hire yourself and your car out for pavement milling purposes. You don't even need studded tires.
Your exhaust drowns out the car sound competitions. From the parking lot across the street.
Your dash has painted-on speedometer and tach images because real gauges would be less accurate most of the time.
MoeBawlz
12-12-2005, 06:18 AM
You black out from excessive G forces.
You give yourself a facelift everytime you launch.
At any given time you hit the gas and you can do a 360.
justanova
12-12-2005, 06:58 AM
...your liscence plate frame says "my other car is a fuel tanker"
Beeper
12-12-2005, 04:46 PM
- you give military aircraft a run for their money in the quarter mile.
- NASA uses you car for a centrafuge when thiers is down for maintance.
- Fighter pilots are afraid of your car.
- Radar guns mistake your car for an aircraft.
- You refill your Nitrous bottles more often than most people refill their tank.
- The suction from your turbo's has been known to suck in low flying birds.
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